Oh baby

That's right bitches, Kai Azad has met somebody cute, interesting, and reasonably intelligent for once in his damn life.
He lives literally a block away from me and has his own apartment, so no pesky roommates to deal with. His bed is large and comfortable, he's cute and intelligent and interesting, and when we cuddle there's never an arm in the wrong place or hot breath getting in each others' ears. So, Me = Satisfied, and I can finally shut up about being lonely and sad every day. Hot.